Dear creepy guy on the train,
With only 5 people in this carriage and therefore HEAPS of places to sit, WHY do you have to sit in my space, et en plus, sit facing backwards and stare at everyone.
Sadly, my passive-agressive strategies (mastered by Parisians) of sighing heavily through my nose, wriggling uncomfortably and curling my top lip don't seem to phase you (in fact, I suspect I look like I need to visit the bathroom - I need to keep working on this).
You're creeping me out.
Love Katia
Dear Katia,
When you figure this guy out, please let me know. He must have a cousin in Washington, who always ends up next to me.
love Genevieve