We've run out of toilet paper chez the Aussie lass, the Frenchman and the Burmese. We both got home really quite last night and couldn't pick up any provisions. So we are forced to use tissues instead. Eucalyptus-scented tissues.
Probably not the best thing for ones nether regions, especially since, whilst not unpleasant, they leave you feeling a little... tingly...
Last night I returned from using the facilities and joined Sylvain lounging on the couch. I must have had some sort of grimace on my face, because he grinned and asked, "feeling a little fresh downstairs?"
"Fresh as a daisy," I replied. "Or a eucalyptus tree."
He was silent for a moment, then responded, "I wonder if Koalas are fresh downstairs all the time, then."
Time for a trip to the supermarket. We have guests coming for lunch, and I'm not sure if they'll be so keen on a case of the tinglies.
Ooh I wish I could come to your house and be treated to tingly nether regions!
THAT IS AWFUL!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? OHMYGODTHATISGROSSNOBODYWANTSTOKNOWABOUTYOURNETHERREGIONS!!!!!!!!!!
Zip it, little missy. You know you love to know about it ;)
HAHAHA - that made me laugh out loud! thank you for sharing..hehe
yikes. those things make my nose tingle. I can't imagine what they do downstairs...
Yikes -- ha ha ha!! I'm with Genevieve, I don't think I'd want to know what those do to the nether regions either... Although I AM faintly curious, I have to admit!
I want to try it! I can't think of any negative to being fresh and tingly.
Thanks for the laugh!