I feel so lucky - I have spent this afternoon playing games on Neopets, all in the name of "research". And I get paid to do it. Whee! So, I've been writing for Neopets : the Official Magazine for over 2 years now, and in all that time I've received a massive amount neomails that I feel embarrassed to call "fan mail", but I don't know what else I could call them. They range from adorable and sweet to hilarious and totally incoherent. I have been meaning to post just a couple of examples of them for a few months now, and, well, given what I've been doing all day, today is as good a time as any.
Subject : Hi!
Message : 1stly, this is my side account, im to lazy to log off before neomailing you my main is X.second, I LOVE YOUR ARTICLES IN THE NEOPETS MAG!!! They are very helpful. my friends, julia and my friend jess find them quite helpful! continue on beeing fantasious!!! neomail me back !! luv~Rachel
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Message : I REALLY like your articles in the neopian magazine I subscribed to it! And today I just got my new issue! I read your articel about Painted Pets I loved it! I labbed my Poogle and my Gelert is in labbing and FFQ was my Mynci. That was my 2nd FFQ both times were REALLY cheap items 1st was worth 100 NP the latest one was like 2 days ago for 3.5k. Well I really enjoy your articels and nice meeting you!
Message :Okay, I know you don't have ANY idea who I am, but I read your articles in The Official Neopets Magazine. They're really good. But I have a question about your article on how to make 100,000 neopoints, in issue 16. If you are a fast-paced player, who's on for long periods of time, (like me ), what if you don't have enough NP to restock? Oh wait, I assume you would play games...right. Oh, well, sorry for wasting your time!
Subject : Thank You Soooo Much!
Message : You're great! I just subscribed to the neopets magazine and all of my very favorite articles are written by you! Thanks so much for it! I don't think your username is funny and stupid. It...fits you.
Subject : Hi!
Message : Hi, I'm Kendasa! I absolutely LOVE your articles in the neopets magazine! Those are the FIRST things I read when I get my magazine! I hope to also be a writer for neopets when I am a little bit older and you are my inspiration!
Subject : neopet magazine
Message : you wrote the neopet magazine it is wonderful I bought the new magazine I love poogles!! Bye